Get Cracked for Cheap!
If you have a document that you have legitimately lost the password
to, and absolutely have no idea what to do about it, I'll crack it for $
5. You don't have to pay unless I actually crack the document.
Payment is based on the honor system. Simply mail me a check after
you receive your successfully cracked document. If you hose me, you
suck! Know well that you will be cheating a wonderful cause.
Just Send Your Document Via E-mail with "Crack Me" in
the Subject area to:

Depending on the password complexity (and whether or not
I happen to be online checking my e-mail the instant you send your
request), I can give it back to you in 1 minute or 1 week. Generally, if
I cannot do it in 1 week I will at least let you know, while I
stubbornly keep trying.