The Official Internet Bullshit Generator
Writing your internet business plan, but suffering from writers block? Use
tool to break the deadlock and write like a pro!
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I love the web bullshit generator. I've been dared to write a spec for our site that includes at least one per paragraph it's too tempting not to take the challenge. Thanks!!
This is very clever, but your verbs are often real verbs. As anyone who has worked in a web-related business for two months (as I have) knows, most verbs are not verbs at all, but nouns.
This is awesome! I spend most of my time at company meetings keeping notes of corpspeak and lingo, always looking out for new buzzwords. My favorite practice is the verbing of nouns, as well as the flexibility of the verb "leverage." Apparently you can leverage anything.
Congratulations! So simple yet so elegantly fecal!
"Seize mission-critical convergence" I just about peed in my pants! Great stuff!
Thanks for bringing so much pleasure to so many with your one-click make-bullshit technology.
I'm gonna copy and paste this stuff when I get to writing my own business plan. Cool stuff.
Do you realize you are going to crash 99% of the Internet Strategy Consultancy? Shut down the Generator as soon as possible, please, or we'll need to look for another job...!!!
I am considering initiating action toward your organization on the basis of copyright infringement on my last twelve RFPs. I'll have my people call your people.
You have done a masterful job in the ongoing effort to "deploy innovative content."
wow, if only we could all evolve vertical relationships; imagine a world in which innovative front-end technologies ceaselessly synergize turn-key networks; it would be a landslide, a paradigm shift, a breakpoint. Now all I need to do is visualize my bleeding-edge niches and I will be complete...
I laughed so hard my paradigm shifted and I spent a week in the hospital.
A great resource for IT executives and their speechwriters.
Using the Bullshit Generator, we were able to replace our entire marketing staff. Thanks!
The Web Bullshit Generator is phenomenal...my resume never looked so good!
This is a great job interview prep tool and provides fodder to use on chicks at the bar. I'm also going to use this in preparation for my high school reunion.
OH-MY-GOD!!! The CEO and "SENIOR MANAGEMENT" of my company have been discovered!!! I haven't had this good of a laugh since I heard about Monica Lewinsky and cigars!!!
Since I emailed the dack.com bullshit generator URL around the office, my managers coincidentally "wax dack" at least once a day! They now articulate such "thought leadership" to the workers for e-business convergence.....
The bullshit generator is bullshit. I saw the same stuff 10 years ago.