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Are You a Spreadsheet Junkie?
You might be a spreadsheet junkie if...
- You think the fifth integer is "Windows"
- Your doctor recommends an IV - and you think of the last column in a
worksheet
- You try to press Alt+F4 when you need to close your car window.
- You think the song "Home on the Range" refers to cell A1.
- While driving down the street, you are confused by the numbers on the
houses - they don't appear to be valid cell addresses.
- On Usenet, you check
comp.apps.spreadsheets even before
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica
- Your wife says "If you don't turn off that damn machine and come to bed,
then I am going to divorce you!" -- and you chastise her for omitting the
"else" clause.
- You are reading a book and try to press Ctrl+PgDn to get to the next page.
- You get in an elevator and double-click the button for the floor you want.
- The numbers 8,192, 16,384 and 65,536 have special significance to you.
- Your dog's name is "Macro."
- You try to enter a formula into a word processing document.
- You actually use one to balance your checkbook.
- Your reaction to the question "Are you saved?" is certainly not one the
preacher expected.
Spreadsheet Poem
This poem is dedicated to the beautiful Ms. Jenifer Magno
=((A1+B1+C1+(A2*SQRT(B2)))/C2)+(A3*B3)=(C3^A4)+B4
The formula above is actually a poem:
A dozen, a gross and a score,
Plus three times the square root of four,
Divided by seven,
Plus five times eleven,
Equals nine squared and not a bit more.
A Poem for gardeners...
You may spreadsheet in columns
You may spreadsheet in rows
But the more you spreadsheet
The faster it grows
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