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Senseless Surveys

One regular skit is this guy, Riley Girt, who calls people claiming he's taking a "Senseless Survey". Notice he does say "senseless". The people he calls must mistakenly think he is saying "census survey". Anyway, Riley then proceeds to ask some of the most ridiculous questions you can imagine. (All are Rated G)

Senseless Survey #1 - Important questions for the times we live in.
Senseless Survey #2 - Listen to this before you go to your dentist again.
Senseless Survey #3 - How well do you know your state?
Senseless Survey #4 - Taking care of some hygiene problems during this survey.
Senseless Survey #5 - Checking on some products you may own.
Senseless Survey #6 - Information here for beer enthusiasts.
Senseless Survey #7 - This guy doesn't seem very patient.
Senseless Survey #8 - Poor guy just didn't seem ready for this call.
Senseless Survey #9 - Noises off.
Senseless Survey #10 - What does this first guy say when he first answers the phone?
Senseless Survey #11 - What is going on here?
Senseless Survey #12 - There's an air of conspiracy here.
Senseless Survey #13 - This woman is not interested in furthering Riley's efforts.
Senseless Survey #14 - Hit the water.
Senseless Survey #15 - Items to put on your wish-list.