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Credit goes to "Crank Calls Central" for this material, the truly definitive collection of crank call material.The Definitive Collection of the Jerky Boys!Sounds of the Underground - Several short, insulting calls. (Rated R) Irate Tile Man - The first Jerky Boys clip any of us probably ever heard. (Rated R) Santa's Delivery - Not so Merry a Christmas. (Rated R) Insulator Job - He's tougher than nails, can't you tell? (Rated R) Fava Beans - Some problems with the beans. (Rated R) Cold Feet - Acupuncture can cure anything. (Rated R) 1-800 How's My Driving? - You've seen the signs. Have you ever had complaints like this? (Rated R) Auto Mechanic - Calling about the mechanic job. (Rated R) Car Salesman - It's easy to see that he would be an excellent car salesman. (Rated R) Angry Camper's Dad - Summer camp has been tough on Rizzo's son. (Rated R) Drinking Problem - He needs some treatment. (Rated PG) Paint Job - The character is Mike Deruchi, but he must be a close - cousin of Rizzo. (Rated PG) Volunteer - The lighter side of Rizzo (??) (Rated G) Lawn Equipment - Someone responded to an Adv. the Jerky Boys placed selling lawn equipment. (Rated G) Hucklebuck - Clueless.(Rated R) 1000 Chickens Trilogy (Part 2) - Starts off with two unsuspecting victims patched-in together on the phone. (Rated R) Uncle Freddie - The first Kissel clip ever heard. Kissel's personality became much more defined in the calls that follow. (Rated R) Kissel Sails - Kissel needs to rent a yacht. (Rated R) TV Repair - Problems with the picture. (Rated PG) I Love to Sing - This is a FAVORITE Kissel clip! Classic! (Rated G) Problem With Glasses - They're not just falling down his nose here. (Rated R) Warts - Sol has a terrible medical problem. (Rated R) Lawn Equipment Debate - Sol placed an Adv. for lawn equipment. This caller is having a hard time getting information about the equipment. (Rated G) Sol's Chainsaw Shock (Part 1) - Another Adv. placed by Sol. (Rated G) Sol's Chainsaw Shock (Part 2) - Follow-up call to Part 1 <a few minutes later>. (Rated G) Firecracker - A little mishap after the 4th of July. (Rated G) Bird Feed - Buying bird feed should be easier. (Rated G) Punitive Damages - Sue Everybody! (Rated G) Hemorrhoids - Sol is in some really bad pain! (Rated PG) Civil War Memorabilia (Part 1) - Yet another Adv. that Sol placed in the paper. (Rated G) Civil War Memorabilia (Part 2) - A different caller after the same goods as in Part 1. (Rated G) Hey Sir! - You can only appreciate this if you've heard some of Sol's other calls. Listen to the guy laughing as Sol rambles. (Rated PG) Masturbation Box - Grab your welding tools. (Rated R) The Jerky Boys call Gary's Hairdresser - Sol calls Gary's (of the Howard Stern show) hairdresser (Rated R) Egyptian Magician - Too many magic acts for one show. (Rated G) Pizza Lawyer - "He hit me so hard". (Rated G) Dental Malpractice - Bad experience with the dentist. (Rated PG) Snake Charmer - The snake became aggressive, apparently. (Rated G) Stop That - Tarbash wants to take his magic show to a new venue. (Rated PG) Little Elves Cleaning Service - Big party last night. (Rated G) Bamm! - Tarbash as a rap star. (Rated G) Japanese Restaurant - Same Jerky Boy, somewhat different character. (Rated G) Paradise - Muffin Shop delights. (Rated PG)Model on the Runway - People love it! (Rated PG) Breast Enlargement - Several other procedures needed. (Rated PG) The Mattress King - Test out the mattress. (Rated R) Floral Design Shop - Some great designs for the flower shop. (Rated R) A Little Emergency - What could this emergency be? (Rated R) Facelift Without Surgery - Something doesn't sound right. (Rated R) Hairdresser - I can bring some clients out. (Rated R) Florida, The Tropical State - A response to an Adv. placed by Jack. (Rated R) Bacon - OOH, What's that smell? (Rated G) The Need to Dance - I think Jack may have called MTV on this one. (Rated R) Rosine Likes Balloons - Alternative ideas for party fun.(Rated R) I Pickle They - Great bargains on produce. (Rated R) Kissel's Reflections/Public Telephone/I Want To Do Some Hairstyling - Well, just listen to this montage from the tape. (Rated R) Singing Audition - Tarbash is wanting to audition his singing for MTV. (Rated G) Re-shoot The Nine Inch Nails Video - Jack Tors is feeling very creative. (Rated R) Complaint About the Videos - Kissel in one of his usual complaining modes. We all know people like this (Rated PG) That New Weezer Video - Whoo, Whoo, I look just like Buddy Holly. Oh, Oh, and you're Mary-Tyler-Moore. (Rated R) Support Your Local Police - Was this cop on-duty? Notice "Mr. Mabe" smoking a joint near the beginning of the call. (Rated PG) Near the end of the call is a separate tele-marketer asking for the "Lady of the House" - listen and learn. Come Over Here and Bring Me Some Beer - Listen and Learn. (Rated PG) Laundry - This is a hilarious phone call to a laundromat. The laundromat ruined this guy's Spring Break trip. (Rated R). VCR problems - VCRrrra. What about page 5? (Rated R and then some).
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