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AMMO DUMP RADIO
EXCLUSIVE - ONLY ON THIS SITE Solids - Solid as a rock? (Rated R) The Pizza Preacher - Yes, hello, hah! I want to order a pizza, hah! (Rated G) The Funeral Home - Buried alive. (Rated G) The Barney Guy - He needs Barney for the party. (Rated R) Daryl Gets Hooked On Phonics - Help me get young Daryl his certificate. (Rated R) Click Here to hear more Ammo Dump Radio audio files. ADAM KINCAID's TELE-SYMPHONIC ORCHESTRA Discussion of the burning issues of this day and age. Wings In The Washer - Not an every-day occurrence. (Rated R) DUI, Or Don't I? - This lawyer is quite chatty considering the line of questions. (Rated PG)
Fast Food Surprise - Something in the special sauce? (Rated R) Bug Problem - Startling account of a home invasion. (Rated R) New Passenger - Won't someone help this poor man? (Rated PG) THE ARNETT TAPES
Allergies - Anyone that's ever had allergy problems can relate (Rated PG) Port-a-John - This is an interesting call. A lady mistakenly calls our fellow pranksters here wanting them to remove some Port-a-Johns. He can't resist creating a ruckus over this sewer situation. (Rated G) Ernie the Elf - This is a unique one. Is this generated by a Ferbie doll? (Rated R) Thunderbird Parts - The original version of this clip is at least six minutes long. Due to space limitations, it is somewhat shortened here. How long can these guys keep people on the phone? You can hear the full-length version on their tape which is available on their web site. (Rated PG) Visit their recently-moved web site and check out some of their recently-added calls. This page seems to be updated often.
357 Shells - What do you think? He died at age 33 in 1984. Roy D. Mercer started making his calls in the early 1990s. C&C Auto, Part 1 - Somebody better take care of these problems. (Rated R) C&C Auto, Part 2 - All right. Now he's coming down to visit. (Rated R) Eddie Auto - There seems to be a theme of messing with auto dealers and mechanics here. They probably deserve it. (Rated R). Thom Mckin's - Shoe Store Shenanigans. (Rated R) 357 Shells - Never go hunting with an attitude! (Rated R) Leroy Mercer's home page.
Are You Crazy? - In this newly-posted early Gladys call (her name has not even been established as Gladys yet, it's Margaret in this call), Gladys displays her potential for mayhem. (Rated PG). My Swollen Ankle - Just wanted to bulk up a little. This is a long one but it's a funny one to follow. (Rated G) More of Bob's scams here. This site has some great clips on it and promises to add new stuff. It has The Onion Soup Calls and Daniel W. Drader's amusing conversations with telemarketers. Here are some examples: Putting Up Shelves - <Robert Popper> A call to a home-improvement radio show. (Rated G) The Big Pee - <Daniel W. Drader> This is a very helpful telemarketer. (Rated PG) More of these great calls here.
Homeless - A very sweet (??) poem. (Rated G) More of these calls here. CROSSED LINES AND BAD CONNECTIONS
Baboo - Confusion (Rated G) Billiard Hall II - More confusion (Rated G). Regular character here is an old man named Filbert who encounters many problems. Furniture Problems - Filbert "acquired" some furniture from the store and it has caused some injuries. (Rated PG) Faulty Television - Filbert bought a t.v. It didn't work so he worked on it himself to no avail. He changes voices with each person on the phone. Very funny overall (Rated PG) You can reach DJ Toxic at his e-mail address: djtoxic@rocketmail.com More of DJ Toxic's files are available here: http://members.aol.com/crankings/calls.html What really makes these selections so funny is this guys' voice. It is unique. Cable Problem - This was one of the first hilarious audio files available on the internet. It is still funny. (Rated PG) Auto Accident - On what basis is he filing this suit? (Rated R) I believe you can by their tape if you e-mail the The Deuce Brothers. Bakery - This bakery must have missed some deadlines on this day. (Rated R) Poo On The Porch - This one is long but it has some surprising twists if you can stand to listen to "Audrey"'s voice. (Rated R) Duelling 7-11s - I don't know how they did this! This guy bought some moldy bread and all he wants to do is return it. He managed to get several 7-11s on the phone at one time. How many can you count? (Rated G) Paper Boy - What a deal! (Rated R) No Fire Escape In Hell - Tattoo you! (2 extra audio files, too). (Rated R)
Driver # - Sounds like a twisted impression of Tarbash of Jerky Boys fame. Sounds like the real Tarbash and pretty funny. (Rated G) More calls like this at Eyekenhearu.
Have It Your Way - Special orders don't upset us. (Rated G) The Cat - Watch the cat? (Rated R) The Fightsters have very long calls but they use their time well to build up some ludicrous scenarios. Piano For Sale - He really wants this piano but that point eventually only becomes secondary. (Rated PG) Tree Removal - Would you even let a person like this on your property? (Rated R) Ringing in my Ears - This guy calls a hearing center with a problem of ringing in his ears. You can see why if you listen to this file. (Rated G) Visit his site.
Vulgarity, What Vulgarity? - The name speaks for itself. (Rated R) Everything's Gone - After this guy got his computer back from repair, all of his data was gone. What can we learn from this? (Rated R) Another Happy Customer - Don't talk to me like some stupid idiot. I know what I'm talking about. (Rated PG) Unhappy With New Service - In late 1995, AOL introduced a new pure Internet service called GNN. In late 1996, AOL decided that there was no need for this service and slowly killed it. They started to simply let the service degrade and dwindle away. With this came decreased tech support hours and voice mail began to replace the techs on the phone. (Rated R) Check out more HelpDesk Funnies here.
Drill Sergeant - Put these tele-marketers on the front line. (Rated G) Transcript - Might need to learn shorthand. (Rated G) Cigarettes - This caller really wants to close the deal to put up with all of this! (Rated PG) More at Hey, You Called Me! T.V. Guest - Can't miss an episode. (Rated G). Find more humor at Jefzilla's site. This is an underground tape. This guy has a penchant for trying to destroy lives. You would think people would be smart enough to just hang up! Amanda White - copy with some parts (near the middle) that were lost in the first copy (Rated R) Charlie Knighton - Sounds like Mark had no idea what he was going to say in this prank and he just played off of the person he called. Actually all of Mark's calls seem that way. (Rated R) More Ramblings from Mark Knopfler - Confusing the victim seems to be the theme here. (Rated R) Even More Ramblings from Knopfler - Some people just can't get enough of Knopfler. I un-earthed this recently. Not as funny as the others but worth listening. (Rated R) Bad Working Conditions - This job is getting off to a bad start. (Rated G) Auto Part - Need a little help with this new car accessory. (Rated R)
Computer Chernobyl - Must not have enough RAM. (Rated G)
Crazy China Part-1 - What is going on? Grandmother? (Rated G) Frank's Pissed - Simple questions here. (Rated PG) Room For Rent-1 - Is something being lost in the translation? (Rated G) Room For Rent-2 - Yeah, No? (Rated G) China Twins - This is a unique idea. The call is only a little over a minute but you must hear it. This guy calls two separate chinese restaurants and conferences them together. They both think they're taking this guy's order. (Rated PG) You can visit their older page by clicking the above icon or check out their
newer page (with new calls) by clicking this icon: Adult Day Care - This guy is the one that needs a hearing aid.. (Rated PG) Hearing Aid - The doctor is out and this guy has some problems! (Rated PG) Bartending Job - Bubba's at it again. (Rated G) Roaches - They're everywhere. (Rated PG) Check out more calls like these at the Redneck Pranksters new site.
Apartment Part 1 - There goes the neighborhood! (Rated PG) Apartment Part 2 - Money is not a concern. (Rated R) Click here for more of The Repeat Offender. This guy will remind you somewhat of Mark Knopfler as he seems to have no script. He just seems to call people up and roll with the flow. Records For Sale - Great collection. (Rated R) LTD - He's looking to buy a car, or something. (Rated R) William Prin - Confusion rules here. (Rated G) Ad(s) in the Paper - Transactions with a twist. (Rated G) Car For Sale - Mystery number. (Rated G) Fun With Names - How quickly would you hang up on this nonsense? (Rated R) We Have the Same Name! - This guy really wanted just to talk to someone. (Rated R) Medley of Destruction - The best of all remaining calls not on this site. (Rated R) Ambush aided by software! Jimmy Calls Microsoft - The guy on the other end is lost in this one. (Rated G) Hazel Talks To Her Long Lost Granddaughter - What's that disease again? (Rated G). More at the site.
Steve Chu - Chu Who? (Rated R) Indian Laundry - The customer is always right? (Rated PG) Check out their site.
Satan is alive and well in Texas - There are various entertaining files at their web site. I found this to be, if not the funniest, one of the most unusual. (Rated PG) More calls from this group can be found here. Check out the Brother Russell/Melba calls here.
Indecent Exposure - This crime is running rampant in town and Lucius is out to stop it! (Rated R) Lucia Who? - This woman didn't need this foolishness today. (Rated R) More calls at Lucius' Web Site.
Job Hunt - Very funny. Don't listen if you've been drinking! (Rated PG) Sick Day - Now Blade has a job. (Rated PG) Two Generations of Rock and Roll - Far out. (Rated PG) City Brake - Where's Scooter? (Rated R) Click Here to hear more madness from these guys! THE SOURCE FOR PRANK CALL TAPES
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