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ALL Credit goes to "Crank Calls Central" for posting this material, the truly definitive collection of crank call material.This is another regular character of the Gary Burbank show. Gilbert is a retired eccentric from St. Pizadora Golden-Buckeye Retirement Community. He gets confused easily. Sick Day - He has all the symptoms. I.R.S. Inquiry - The I.R.S. is always there to help you. Buttermilk Biscuits - Something in the way they were packaged. Gilbert's Travel Adventures - Thanks for the hospitality. Nitro Tablets - The guy Gilbert calls is obviously in shock at the end of the call. Thermometer - 98.6 does not even factor in to this equation. (Rated G) Disposable Camera - I need my pictures back after the country music show! (Rated G) 4 - Head VCR - I don't understand all of this High-Tech equipment. (Rated G) Hyper-active - Slow down, Gilbert. (Rated G) You can buy Gilbert Gnarley tapes here!
Very funny calls. They've obviously done this more than once. Turrett's Call - Terrible disease here. Very funny for a clean call. (Rated G). The Pool - Many problem items are ending up in the pool. (Rated PG). For more entertainment of this variety, check out The Doghouse.com. RICK DEESSome good phone scams can be found at Rick Dees' site. The Basic Hook-Up - This call starts out slow but they really get this guy irate (Rated G) Little Donnie Calls LL Cool J - This is a little kid who calls up celebrities and tries to keep them on the phone for at least 60 seconds. (Rated G) Check out Rick's site at www.rick.com.
Chiropractor - Problems have developed. (Rated G) Graveyard - Why do people put up with this? (Rated G) Dead Hamster - Your son needs to work out more. (Rated G) Safety Goggles - Bad peripheral vision. (Rated G) These tapes are available in finer music stores.
Shopping Via Rasta (Shaggy Goes Shopping in London) - Finishing my shopping list. SCOTT AND TODD'S BIG SHOW
Every Wednesday, they do a "Phone Scam" on some unsuspecting person. It ruins their day but it is great for everyone who knows what's going on. Listen to two favorite "Phone Scams" here: The Job at Mrs. Phelps' House - A "slight" change in plans. (Rated G) Aboo, Scamboy & The Dirty Dog - My name is Klop. (Rated PG) Your Deck Is A Wreck - Insects can be a real problem. (Rated PG) The Burpee Slurpie - Should have gone with a soda instead. (Rated G) It's Always 12 O'Clock - Does anyone really know what time it is? (Rated G) Father of the Groom - The poor guy is in shock. (Rated G) Living in Satan's Boom Box - If you've ever lived near a radio station's transmitter and found their signal invading everything in your home, you HAVE to hear this one (Rated G) Peter Piker Picked a Job & Couldn't Have It - He really wants this job! (Rated G) Who's In the BackYard with Stumpy? - They found something strange while doing some yard work. (Rated G) THE DELI DUDE Starvin' Marvin and the Deli Dude - Where did they get this guy? (Rated PG). The Quiz Show Calls the Deli Dude - Confused as hell. (Rated PG). The Deli Dude Gets Messed Up In Flower Seeds and Wacky Weed - Not as funny as the first two, but, hell, it completes the set. (Rated PG).
Nose in the ATM - Has this ever happened to you? (Rated G) Lobster - Obviously he doesn't have much experience with cooking lobsters. (Rated G) Apple Tech - This technician should be more helpful. (Rated G) VCR Cleaning - Don't try cleaning your VCR this way. (Rated G) Check out more Buzz Calls. HELLO JOHN?
Hey, How Do I Know Connie? - Connie Chung and Emory King of CBS News exchange pleasantries. Listen to the guy whisper "Shhh... You're on" right before Emory says "Oh my God". (Rated G) I See O.J. Live phone call during the infamous police chase. Al Michaels catches on at the end. (Rated G) Let It Shine You can tell Charles Grodin is not happy. (Rated G) Visit this Howard Stern Site for more audio like these. OTHER ALTERCATIONS Bobby Knight after going 8-10 for the season - Bobby Knight of the Indiana Hoosiers, often characterized as having a short fuse, lashes out at his team after losing to Purdue. (Rated R) Rush Limbaugh - The mystery of the Dunkin' Donuts man. (Rated G) Tommy Lasorda - He is very angry. (Rated R) Larry King - I'm A Pro - You've heard that Larry King can be absent-minded at times. D.J.s crack on him for this. This takes the cake, though. This clip seems real although some background music has obviously been added to it for effect. (Rated G)
The Broccoli Song - Famous song. Funny even if you've heard it before. (Rated G) The O.J. Trial - Hilarious recount of all the major players in the O.J. Simpson trial. (Rated G) Ross Perot - This should take you back to 1992. Mr. Perot got 19% of the popular vote. NINETEEN PERCENT!!!!!! (Rated G)
DENIS LEARY
As%hole Song - 56K T1 - This song makes you feel better about yourself. (Rated R) |
Crank
calls from a radio station with a touch of redneck.
This famous comedian from Saturday Night Live fame has proven that life
can be quite good even after SNL, thank you. Check out these audio clips from
his 1995 Stand-Up concert.
Unfortunately, this great comedian of the 80's died in the early 90's at a young
age of 32. He was one of my favorites. Many remember waiting for his newest
release when they heard of his untimely death. He was most famous for his
creation of "BeBe's Kids".
This excerpt from him is not included because it's so famous you should have
heard it by now. If you haven't heard him you should listen. You'll love the way
he handles loud people in the audience and hecklers. (Rated R). 